he wants to bone in the snuggie
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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