this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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