Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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