do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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