yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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