Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
