You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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