My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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