I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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