I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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