There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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