P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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