How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
