I forgot how hot balto sounded
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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