My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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