I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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