hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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