oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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