I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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