I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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