What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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