sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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