sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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