How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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