I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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