How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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