i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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