I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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