so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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