I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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