well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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