its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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