I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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