? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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