Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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