We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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