roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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