it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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