My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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