if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
