Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize