i don't like sucking hair
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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