So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
