WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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