come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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