he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Randomize
