For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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