Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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