By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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