He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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