i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
