how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
only if we run a train.
done.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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