nut hugger
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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