We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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