sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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