reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
