We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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