I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm both gender and math confused
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